There's only two kinds of people in the world. There's women, and there's men. Summer Finn was a woman. Height, average. Weight, average. Shoe size, slightly above average. For all intents and purposes, Summer Finn, just another girl. Except she wasn't. To wit, in 1998, Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... in her high school yearbook. "Color my life with the chaos of trouble." This spike in Michigan sales of their album... The Boy with the Arab Strap... continues to puzzle industry analysts. Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. Every apartment Summer rented... was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. And her round-trip commute to work... averaged 18.4 double takes per day. It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect." Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered... at least once in their lives.
世界上只有两种人：女人和男人。Summer 是个女人：身高，平均数；体重，平均数；鞋码，比平均数略小。从所有的这些看，Summer 只是普通的女孩。可事实并不是这样。比如，在1998年，Summer 在她的高中毕业纪念册上，引用了苏格兰贝儿与塞巴斯乐团的一首歌：" 生命因坎坷而精彩 "让他们的唱片 " 系着阿拉伯皮带的男孩 " 在密歇根大卖，一直困扰着产业分析家。Summer 大二的时候在冰淇淋店打工，这家店的收益也莫名其妙的增加了 212% 。每次 Summer 租房，价格都比市场均价低 9.2%。她上下班的路上，平均每天让人回头 18.4 次。这是很稀有的现象 " Summer 效应 "。稀有，却是所有青春期的雄性动物遇到过的一生中至少一次
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