1.Two elderly woman are at Catskill Mountain resort. One says, "the food here is really terrible". The other one says, "I know, and such small portions".(life)
2.I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.(relationships).
3.This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy.He thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, I would, but I need the eggs."(relationships)