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小布什太蠢:
George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! People are like "give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra... anything but another white man! That last one fucked up my roof!"
麦凯恩太老:
When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
I don't wanna vote for nobody who got captured, I wanna vote for the motherfucker that got away!
种族差异:
Shit, last year the NAACP had a funeral for the word "nigger"! Well, tonight is Easter!
两性差异:
Woman cannot get backwards in lifestyle and man cannot get backwards sexually. Nothing dries up a p**sy quicker than a woman reaching for her wallet. It’s almost like a wallet is sending a signal to a pussy that this man is not worthy of getting wet for.