Asses are the human race's favorite thing.We like them on each other, we like them on magazine covers, we even like them on babies.
When we're alone, we like to scratch them, when there's a fire, we like to warm them, and who among us hasn't, in a lonely moment, reached back for a discreet fondle?
We love our asses.When God gave us our asses, he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. 'cuse when God made the ass, he didn't say, "It's just your basic hinge. Let's knock off early." he said,"behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name."
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