I hate my mother, I hate my god dam dead father more.
Rudy was the only friend I ever had.
I had a girlfriend once who i used to liked to masturbate to more than have sex with.
Carrots and snakes frighten me um...
I'm superstitions about the numbers.
I can only stir things counter clockwise and i know that if i don’t something bad will happen.
I take size eleven 1/2 shoe
ah... I don’t have a favorite book.
Ahhhummm... oh... what's crucial? oh i don’t drive or ride in cars. statistically speaking, you have a 100% chance of being in an accident in your lifetime they’re death boxes.
I give to amnesty international on the off chance I'm ever imprisoned or tortured for my political beliefs. Paradoxically i have no political beliefs.
Umm... Life is pain, black kids are cuter than white ones.
What's important? i didn’t mean it when i compared you to the waitress, i was only trying to hurt you. I could have been meaner about your looks and what i would have said would have made you cry.
Ahhhummm... i have a towel i can’t through out cause it may have feelings.
When i ejaculate i go in to deep depressions.
Though by any standard your a nice person, i deeply resent having to work with you.
I loveJapanese monster movies. Gamera, specifically.
