爱情呼叫转移Ⅱ：爱情左右

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原名：爱情呼叫转移Ⅱ：爱情左右又名：爱呼2：爱情左右 / 爱情呼叫转移2 / 爱情左灯右行 / Fit Lover

分类：喜剧 / 爱情 / 地区：中国大陆年份：2008

简介：当红电视情感节目主持人聂冰（林嘉欣饰）在年过三十之际突然感到情感上的困惑：她的

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更新时间:2009-04-29

爱情呼叫转移Ⅱ：爱情左右影评：被邓超的台词震到了...(中英对照版)

在电视上瞄了下，刚好快没了，但是也知道大概的剧情。邓超的台词让我印象深刻，记录一下，哈哈：

这年头猪吃人不是新闻，结婚十年不离婚才是新闻。
In this day and age, pigs eating people isn't a headline. Being married for ten years, now that's what I call news.

邓超：宁可高傲的发霉，也不要卑微的恋爱~!
小二，给我两斤真爱，拿回去喂狗~!
婚姻是什么，婚姻是爱情的坟墓。

林嘉欣：如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，没有婚姻就是死无葬身之地。
- It's better to rot with dignity than to love in shame... Fetch me 1 kilo of true love! I'll take it home to feed the dog... What is marriage? Marriage is love's gravestone.
- If marriage is love's gravestone, then those who do not marry die in unnamed graves.

- 现在就好比对面站的是往奶粉里掺三聚氰胺那孙子
- 这厮得骂一下，你这个进化不完全的生命体，基因突变的外星人，化粪池堵塞的凶手，阴阳失调的黑猩猩，和蟑螂共存活的超个体，生命力腐烂的半植物，每天退化三次的活恐龙，宇宙反复毁灭的原材料；你摸过的键盘上，连阿米巴原虫都活不下去；你喷出来的口水比SARS还要致命百倍；只要你抬头臭氧层就会破个洞，连丢进太阳系都嫌你不够环保。思想有多远，你就滚多远吧！

- Just imagine that you're standing opposite that bastard who poisoned the milk with melamine.
- He deserves a good cursing! You're a poorly evolved organism. An alien with stunted DNA. The thing that is blocking my septic tank. Apremenstural chimpanzee. The superorganism of an empire of cockroaches. A pustulent vegetable. A retarded fossil. The black hole into which the universe continually implodes. Not even amoeba can survive on a keyboard you've touched. Your saliva is 100 times mor deadly than SARS. If you look up it opens a hole in the ozone layer. You are polluting the entire solar system. So imagine the furthest palce you can and piss off!

哈哈，好一个愤青，赞个~~XD~

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台词引自：http://www.mtime.com/my/luotyi/blog/1838541/