13 episodes all out at the same time. Indulge yourself. You know you want to...
... Who are you? Democrat or republican? American or not? Does it matter? Why do you sympathize with the Underwoods? Are you conditioned to feel the excitement and disbelief you feel at the sight of a ménage à trois or, are you bedazzled by it and many more - murders, threats, sabotages - or do they seem normal, threadbare enough to be again laudable and, of entertainment values? Isn't feeling enough? After all you're just a bystander watching the show. Who started it first? The actor or the spectator? Anything goes. So it goes. Too real to be purely aesthetic now.
Yo you want potato chips man? Fish crackers?