This old italian guy, he wants to confess to the local priest. He's getting on in age and wants to make it right with God.
So he tells the priest, "Father, back in the war, there was this beautiful woman that came to my house, and asked me to protect her from the Nazis, so I hid her up in my attic."
The priest says, "Well, that's a wonderful thing you did, my son. There's no reason to confess."
The old man says, "But it gets worse, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors, you know, like blowjobs and shit like that."
The priest says, "Well, you both are in great danger, my son. War makes sinners of us all. So, you are forgiven."
The old man says, "Well, thank you, Father. It's a great burden off my mind. But I have one more question."
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