看这部片子最大的收获就是，翻译的字幕太牛逼了。射手无敌啊！啥也不说摘几段吧！
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请求支援!请回答,我操,他妈的.
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有人能听到吗?
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Oh, God. Oh, God!
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有人能.....
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这里是小马说事儿,我是马休.劳尔
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他刚从奥斯陆回来,博士,在上个月,
你雷到了你的同行.
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额...你是要抽烟吗?
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没,我只是想用烟雾吹几只草泥马
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可你不能在演播室抽烟.
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好吧,就吹1只.
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蕾丝们和砖头们,尊敬的同事,我可以做出结论
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我们的未来就指望它了.
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亲们,我设计了这种装置
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好吧,谁有问题?
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额,就你了,年轻人.
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如果你向太阳投射1吨的大麻,
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让他燃烧起来,那大家会很high吗?
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No. No, no.
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谁还有关于科学的问题?
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你吃伟哥吗?
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为什么上课前你在浴室哭?
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你看起来不高兴,你现在要哭了吗?
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恐龙是否有乳房?
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你丫谁?
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抱歉,我是Holly Cantrell.
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你知道,我不怪别人,只怪自己.
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因为,子曾经曰过"不成功,便成仁"
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做任何事都是有风险滴.
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我造好了他,是的,你知道,
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可我没有勇气去测试.
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所以我想去吃斯巴达汉堡,给我勇气,可这没用.
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当我吃下14000卡路里的
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大力水手菠菜玉米卷.
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我发现我在地铁里.
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当我继续吃下12吋的全麦面包
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努力让自己成为小林尊之后.
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血糖之神没能给我勇气,让我完成测试.
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我是个俗辣.
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你不是俗辣.
你是个人才.
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那么,你喜欢哪一种?
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我有漫天星,二踢脚.
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蝴蝶飞飞,大雷子.
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还有这个小骚骚,我叫他墨西哥巨根!
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当一切就绪.
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我将把我的家放在这个金色的小尖尖上.
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然后我就找个小LOLI和她在此共度余生.
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当我们吵架,她惹我生气时.
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我会把她关在另一个尖尖上.
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她会成为我的囚犯和奴隶.
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可惜，这位大神只翻了20分钟。可惜可惜！
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