我的警察

Tiff 2022 screening 5: Very pretty to look at but dumb and soulless like Harry Styles. Old and tiring and cliche like Rupert Everett. And the sex is just... too English -- uncomfortable and rigid like the Royal bangers trainwreck banging everybody expects but can't keep their eyes away from. It gets better after the 1.5 hr mark, then of course there's that 5mins before ending.

PS. why do women always have to suffer the most in gay banging stories anyway?!

pss. Harry Styles should seriously stop banging dudes and acting gay. Still he's very pretty to look at though