不想说太多，烦恼谁都有，承受的起来，还可慰藉他人，这个小牧师带给我的不只是感动。
终于打完了牧师每集的祷告（其实我就是想留着这些美好又忧愁的小唠叨而已啦~常看看，告诉自己活得还不错~）
E01
I’m sorry, my lord, that was wrong. I shouldn’t have talked about people’s arses like that. It was a grotesque succession of images. I’m just finding everything a bit difficult. “On your knees, avoid the fees.” How did I get into this situation. I’m supposed to walk with the broken, aren’t I? Not horse trade with an admittedly rather pretty headmistress, that toxic MP and Gemma the barmaid. And why do you want me to be a fundraiser the whole time? Why have you given me this huge crumbling building, and now this window to deal with? It’s such a burden. Let’s face it, it’s not a terribly good window really, is it? Speak to me, Lord, your servant listens.
E02
Dear Lord, if you don’t mind me bringing this up. Could you give me energy in bed.? I’m so exhausted all the time and it’s not fair on Alex. She deserves to be happy. Please help me get my numbers uo. Why do you make finance such a constant daily issue for us. Shouldn’t I be spreading your word and building the kingdom, rather than worrying about money. I gather wine’s a good investment at the moment and property in Bulgaria, and I hope you don’t find the size of my flock insultingly small. If you’ve got any ideas on how to fill this place. I’d love to hear them.
E03
Dear Lord, I haven’t got long, but can I ask you to offer some protection to Colin? I know he’s testing, but I’m worried he may be about to get a kicking from this lead gang and he was only trying to do good in his own way. And can I thank you for bringing Faiza and the Muslims into my church? Or is it wrong of me to do that? Was their arrival down to you? And why was I holding a jazz mag? Is this all heresy? I’m not sure, but I found their clear moral values inspiring, and it’s given me some sort of certainty for once and I like that feeling. And please give me strength for my trip to Cheeky’s, and what I’m about to confront.
E04
Dear Lord, thank you so much for letting me overcome my stupid jealousy and resentment about Roland. It’s a real lesson in the power of forgiveness. I thought he had everything I wanted, but he is so miserable, the poor chap. I love that story he told about Salman Rushdie in the Turkish Bath. That was very funny. Yeah, it’s true what everyone says. He is very funny. I hope we can go to Portofino and go on that Russian bloke’s boat like he suggested. That would be really great. I really hope he meant that. I think he did, and who’d have guessed I’d end up doing Thought for the Day thanks to him. It’s very exciting. Thank you. Rolie. I was wrong, you are marvellous, and thank you, Lord, its’s a wonderful opportunity. I must get it right this time.
E05
Loneliness. It’s not a barrel of laughs, is it? I mean, I try to be all things to all people - accepting, friendly, a shoulder to cry on, but I still end up being invisible. Mr Cellphane. Well, the Reverend Cellphane. Is that right, Lord? Is that a perk of the job? Where other people get company cars and Blackberrys, I get isolation and loneliness. Or maybe I’m just a little bit rubbish. Maybe I’m just your typical boring church of England figurehead. I know you’re meant to be my best friend, Lord, but I wouldn’t mind one in human form, as well, preferably living in London for easy access. Speak to me, Lord.
Sorry, God. I just can’t believe she went out with that arsehole. This is pathetic. Come on, grow up. It’s ridiculous we’re not talking to each other due to this. Of course Alex has a sexual past. I know that. In fact, I even like that. I just don’t particularly want my face rubbed in it, thanks. If that’s ok, I mean, what on earth did she see in him? It’s not his brains and personality, is it? Oh, I’m being jealous. I’m sorry, Lord, its’ weak, but it hurts. I think I’d just rather that my lovely wife’s previous partners turned out to be fascinating people with interesting diplomatic careers in remote places rather than Leon, the leery geezer bloke who I thought was my new friend.
E06
Are you there, God? If so, just a couple of questions. Why do you allow there to be kids who don’t know what World War Two is? Why did you sent that reviewer on my one bad day? Is that what I deserve? Why is the graveyard strewn with litter? Why do Nazis always live till they’re 96? Why are there no more bumblebees? Why do African woman get raped everyday by boy soldiers going to get water for their starving village?
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