Today is the day you say forever.From now on,you stand together.Two hearts united in wedded bliss.As you say your vows,remember this→
He's got the last penis you're ever gonna see.The last penis you'll feel inside your mouth.Hope he touches your clit,not just your heart.Cause he's the only one who will till death do your part.
She's the last woman you'll ever be inside of. The last mouth you'll have wrapped around your dick.She'll find you less attractive as the years goes by.That's the only vagina that will ever make you coming to you die.
So congrats to the man and wife.For only fucking each other for the rest of your life.
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