这是仿照宋飞正传（Seinfeld）里头comedy act“棟篤笑”语气所写的一段话，我是尽量想写得搞笑一点，可能有點太長了。Seinfeld我覺得是傾向comedy of character（性格喜剧）多于comedy of situation（情节喜剧），噢，更準確應該是comedy of speaking。最喜欢克萊默，一出場我都會笑得沒完，特別是第二季因對某人聲音敏感頭暈手腳抽筋痙攣摔倒的那集。
The Marxist
I always confused when people tell me he is a Marxist(马克思主义). What does that mean? I don’t know.You are the vegetarian,you don’t eat meat. milk ,egg ,it’s ok.. That’s clear.
(稍微转身，换一个方向)
Well.Let’s see the the structuralist（結構主義）. They believe in the beginning was the Word, but, you guys never concern the meaning ,I love you is the same as I hate you ,am I right?
(皱眉，耸一下肩)Yean ,good luck to you.
So, the Marxist. Think about ,Marx? The dead man? I mean, seriously , He’s dead! Hello！Dead! Over! Finished ! The end ! What do you people want from him? How can you just say you are a Marxist and then walk away. What ,you think that’s a magic word , solve all the prombles?
You know, thousands upon thousands years people are seeking the answer for the ultimate answer : the essence of life.Oh you are the nihilism(虛無主義) of course you don’t care,you just skip it you loser~but what did Marxist get you?
Oh ~the communist Party! How can I foget it?! They have the ultimate answer, like the superman they got the power ,they know how to hold the world！When we are children didn’t we all be told that the world is consist of matter(物質), it never be influenced by the way we perceive(存在著一個不以人類意志為轉移的外部世界). Could they give us the key to all the questions?
（唸上面那段時語速加快，最好加一點不屑的表情）
So tell me more, where are we going? What could happen in the future will my mother come to see me next weekend will my boss pay me more? How about the CPI?
Maybe we should ask the chinese ,I heard that they were forbided from taking a walk whit your friends on the street someday on May 2008(成都) but they are absolutely allowed to be carzy about the Olympus Fire. They stood on the street shouting yelling waving for a whole day just for taking a glance of it ,somebody even cried. Can you believe this? That’s ridiculous.Seems they don’t have other things to do. Who are they ? The offspring of Prometheus(普罗米修斯)? They talk about nothing except the fire. What a world we living in!
So Yeah,ask them, the hundred-per centist, they know exactly how the Marxist works. And I just want my normal life back, go to HK for a rock show ,say, LOU REED ,THE SMASHING PUMKINS, who knows?
(完)
O，不好笑嗎？Maybe I need more sence of humor .Maybe more BLACK BOOKS?!
第5集完结
