I find the only way to get through life is to picture myself in an entirely disconnected reality.
Sometimes I wish there was a film crew following my every move,imagine the camera craning up as I walk away. But, unless things improve, the biopic of myself will only have the budget for a zoom out.
You are the only person that I would allow to be shrunken down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine.
Possible reasons
1. You‘ve been fatally in love with me.
2. Best to do it before it's legal.
3. Bound to be disappointed, so why wait?
Reasons for not killing myself
1. Mess/clean up issues.
2. Make parents look bad.
3. Would never see Jordana again.
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