PM James Hacker:
The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by the people who think they OUGHT to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
The Financial Times is read by people who OWN the country;
The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
and the Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey:
PM, what about the people who read the Sun?
Bernard:
Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits.