First I would like to make a little contribution though you might not necessarily like my comments~ I jotted major lines down~ some of the parts might not be right~and I really don't know what's "exemply", tell me if you get it,ok?
那些已经把这些做成字幕的人(e.g. 射手网的某位不知让我如何形容的人):请不要在转载我的翻译的时候，说“完全是自己听译"等屁话，我不希望你提到我，也不希望有人莫名其妙变成我; 删掉我的字幕，再说什么"完全自己etc."。
Logorama script(roughly correct)
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In the car(this part is absolutely right 'cause I got it from IMDB)
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Oh, God. It was... you know what? You should come with us next time.
No, man. I don't like zoos.
Aw, man. But the kids go apeshit for it.
Yeah, well, I don't see my kids that much. Besides, it's depressing.
What? Getting up close to animals? I mean, where the hell else you going to get that close to a cheetah?
Yeah, that cheetah can run like a motherfucker, but in a zoo, they ain't got enough room to hit second gear. I mean, it ain't like they're in their natural habitat.
Yeah, no shit, man. That's cause they'd be dead if they were in their natural habitat. These animals have been rescued. Usually injured or something in like the, you know the wild, or blind.
No shit?
No shit.
See? I didn't know that.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's even more depressing. That's what I'm talking about. A blind ass cheetah bumping into trees and shit. That shit's fucked up.
I didn't say the cheetah was blind.
Well then what's blind?
N-nothing's blind. It's just an example.
Well then that's a fucked up example of some shit right there, man. That's what I'm talking about. Blind cheetahs and shit.
［after getting berated by his boss］ Captain Douchebag.
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In the canteen(Katja version)
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OK,small salad, a bottle of water~That's it,small salad , a bottle of water~en
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Out of the Van(Katja version)
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All units respond to APB 211 , suspect last seen heading Western Alameda in a red delivery van~
suspect: white male ,six feet tall ,killer jumpsuit, red hair and shoes~answers to the name Ronald ,considered armed and dangerous..
Sweet Jesus!!
Hey hurry up!
Go go go go!
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In front of the zoo(Katja version)
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Ok, people , listen to me please~Hands and feet inside the car~ No snacks and certainly no feeding the animals~Err,there's a lot to-see going on you have to get really excited on, so here~~~~ we go~~~~~~
Just on your right is a rare exemply little gorgeous reptilian friend~ It's our french crocodile~ and no,you won't see any handbag or..
This guy sucks, Hairbob~
Yeah!Let's get out of here, come on , let's go
Let's go, ride a lion~
Haha,look at the big pussy head, big pussy , haha~
Ow hoho, that is no way to treat our animal friends~ and would you like it if I pull my panty holes down and shook my high in your faces? En?
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In the canteen with the esso girl
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Wow, esso girl and that white outfit, look what I get today! What I wouldn't give to..
Save your energy dude~(You) think she gives a damn about classic recipe anymore?
Fuck off!
Sour, isn't it? "Hot & Spicy".
Ah, you can both forget it, trust me~
You are pretty hard to forget~
Nice mustache~
It only tickles for a little while~
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on the road chasing Ronald
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Hey, rolling, rolling~
I broke some rubber, dude!
That was almost green, I'd like to scream.
Godness! Where is a cop when you need one?
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In front of the canteen after Ronald's car crashing.
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Oh, this dick'd better be alive!
Ok, boys, let's round him up!
Oh, fuck shit is going down!
Hey, boys, show them out we're doing down here!
Suspect vehicle insight, vehicle disabled blocked in...
Oh, check it out dude!
Cops, dude!
It's awesome!
Dude,Check it out!
Jesus,Look at all the guns,we should get one~
Wow, we can sell all the shit , we are gonna be so rich!
Hello, hostige!
Oh, shit!
Back off, you son of bitches!
Hold your fire,boy!
I'll shoot every last one, I'm warning you!You don't want to see big boy's brain flattered, do you?
I'll shoot every last one of you right between the eyes!
God damn it!
Stay cool , man! Just stay cool! You know,old Ralnod count it, now,this's gonna be just fine~
Oh, you fucking rat! Jesus christ! I'll kill last every one of you! You god damn hell whore!
NO..nonono, hold it! hold it!
This clown is all mine!
Are you kidding me?!...Woohoo! Merry Sisters! Taste this ! You son of bitches! Ah,hahahahah....［汗］..oh, jesus christ~
Where's best squad hell there, S.W.A.T ?
"Squad,What is your ATA?"
Shoot that son of bitch in the head! You got the shot，you take it~
What the fuck was that?
You'd better burn his brain, Sniper 1~
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my comment:
I've ever heard that someone's cut down two trees as toothpicks,or chopsticks if I got that right, and was awarded with Guinness world record certificate consequently.
"Gee, I think that's a miracle!"----as some of you might think~ sorry, can't get it~
After that, I started to wonder :isn't it appropriate to make it an adage that "what comes the weirdest always seems the best"~Or in other words: variety is the spice of life.
And when I saw this short,and maybe that's how much I hate commercials, I dozed off .
It was so weird to see all those people poking their fingers at the screen hectically, hollering at those brands, felicitating themselves on the fact that they know what they are and how to shout them out drastically,and loudly.
"Yeah, so you know the brand, a big deal~" some of you might say...or that's me talking to myself.
I mean, hell, who on earth said this is supposed to be educational and thought-provoking, while most audience shout their head off in thoughts if not in deeds :"Wow, look at my favorite automobile brand!!! It's so clean and shiny and animated and placed in the place it never was!!! And they made those mute little commercial people talk...and don't forget they can curse!!! Their mouths are fraught with 'shit' and F words!!!Kool!!!!Darn it's soooo awesome!!!"
What is your problem ?
Ain't those commercials on TV,radio,cellphone and bloody everywhere they can cram into already exploding the memory system of yours(either of your electrical appliance or your brain) ?
I don't think they designed this to show "the victory of the creative against the rational, where nature and human fantasy triumph" as the producer explained, by what ... PG-13 content? Commercial brands in reality nicely organized that you can count them all like a compulsive racoon ? Clueless as anything conversation thread ? Hell knows when it started off earthquake ?
Nah, who are you trying to fool~
Anyway, it's understandable. It's like you see these certain ordinary stray cats everyday on your way to school or work and you never give a hoot~but one day,your Mom just caught them all up and cooked them in a caldron ,and you're so proud that you can still tell them apart from one another though they were overcooked ,and you just laugh~ but it's not funny.
Ok, a bad example~
I mean , for vain people and fashion know-it-all that cares so much about brands and taste, it's a feast of, well, vanity jokes. But for me, it's no more than a stunt bored my socks off~ And God knows you people are patient with this~extracted them from everywhere and pasted them into a 17-minute roll of film,as if seeing them motionless is not a bliss ~
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